Friday, August 26, 2011

Phixtionary

PHIXTIONARY

We know our Phix drinkers are outgoing, eccentric, and fun-loving—and so are we. We have put together a small portion of our ‘Phixtionary’ so you can be a part of our zany, and brainy lingo!

Totally Phixated

For those of you who have tried (and undoubtedly loved) Phix, you know those 7a.m. wake-ups and lethargic afternoons just aren’t the same without your all-natural Phix!

“Whenever I need a quick, healthy pick-me-up to really take control of my day I always grab my Phix stix-- I am totally Phixated!”

Permanent Phixture

Once you try it, you won’t be able to get enough of it! What’s not to love about our 14 essential vitamins, and minerals?

“I panic when I start to run low on my delicious, energy sustaining Phix; it is a Permanent Phixture in my house.”

Phixed up

When you’re feeling sluggish, or not quite yourself, tear open a packet of bliss and get healthy and energized.

“I woke up today feeling tired, under the weather, and dreading my day. That all turned around as soon as I got Phixed up; it really fixed up my day!”

Phix Phanatics

You guys! Phix is proud to have the best, most loyal fans out there. We are always ecstatic to provide a healthy pick-me-up to our fans and friends, whose support provides us our energy boost.

“We are lucky to have such great support from our Phix Phanatics! You guys are the best!”

Phix it up

Tired of the ‘usual suspects’ of energy drinks? So are we. Guarana, taurine, and other unhealthy chemicals put in standard energy drinks hurt your health and leave you jittery and unfocused. Shake things up with Phix—get energized. Get healthy.

“I’d rather drink a 36 calorie energy drink with healthy NADH and B vitamins to boost my energy, rather than dangerous chemicals with unknown side-effects. It’s time to Phix it up a little bit and live healthy!

Phixtreme Sports

From the Ultramarathon, to hiking, to yoga, to the parents trying to get their two children to eat their vegetables, we know how tough it can be and we have your backs!

“For those athletes and parents who participate in Phixtreme sports, your day just got a whole lot easier thanks to Phix.”

Phix Stix

One delicious pouch of your favorite gluten free, organic Phix flavor.

“Before the marathon, I put my Phix Stix in my pocket to give me that any time rush of sustained energy and help me finish the race.”

PHIXISMS

A few proverbs—or at least the way we see them.

“If it ain’t broke, Phix it anyway!”

A true Phix lover knows our can-do, hardworking attitude. Whether you have a day of house work, construction, or hours in the office, we don’t wait until something needs to be done; with a little boost from Phix’s natural energy and NADH, we go out and do it!

“Don’t cry over spilled Phix”

Just don’t spill it to begin with! Wasting Phix is punishable by law. Only kidding, grab a new packet , pop it open and enjoy—you’ll have plenty of energy to clean up the mess you made!

“Phix makes the heart grow fonder”

With all natural antioxidants, your heart will fall in love with Phix!

“Phix or treat”

All you Halloween fans, no need to choose—have both in one! Phix is a refreshing treat that will NOT leave you with the all-too-familiar ‘crash’ or ‘jitters’ caused by other energy drinks.

“Home is where the Phix is”

Or else I’ll go to a different home where I can get my low-calorie, energy packed Phix of yerba mate and NADH!

“What came first, the water bottle or the Phix?”

All you need to do is add water, and voila! You have your favorite healthy source of sustained energy.

“Don’t put all your Phix in one basket”

Keep a couple of your favorite convenient, on-the-go Phix stix in your pocket for a healthy burst of energy at any time!

“A friend in need is a friend indeed, but a friend with Phix is the friend I’d pick!”

Share your Phix with a friend—then hide it because they’ll be back for more! Refer a friend and you will both receive discounts—and of course delicious Phix!

As always, we look forward to hearing from you. Now, you can communicate with us, and have some fun with our newly-learned lingo to let us know how you feel! Stay tuned for more Phixisms, and of course, live in good health.

Your friends,

Phix

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